Friday, June 28, 2013

'Wedding Thank You Notes Gig (Lakeview)' ...

Oh, this just sucks.

Promise me you'll never ask another person to write your thank-you notes, please. (By the way, thank-you notes are "stationery," not "stationary.")

But it would be awesome for someone to take this gig subversively, a la:

Dear Friends:

Thank you so much for the lovely fondue set. If only we liked you half as much as this kitschy retro gift! We shall enjoy it for years to come with many guests, none of whom will be you.

Love,
The Person Who Wrote This Note Because The Recipients Of Your Gift Couldn't Be Bothered

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

How Can I Help You? ...

I am expanding my stable of clients for whom I write / edit / proofread.

Ping me before you send your menu to the printer!

Of course, I edit far more than menus, but wow, I spot a lot of mistakes on menus.

Monday, June 03, 2013

Good Times, June Edition ...

The June cookie installment for the angelo:HOME blog features Dark Chocolate Pretzel Bark Toffee Squares. I don't often compliment my baking, but holy hell, these are really fab!